Experts... now we have a subject. Once a day Nida and I watch the news. Now every news story has its own experts. Whether it be tsunami, earthquakes, king tides, crocodiles seen at local beach, or an army truck crashes because a driver fell asleep - and said he was woken by a fast moving tree frog from that fell from the sky as he cruised through the tropical rain forest - and he was so startled his mind wandered and he drove into a train 10 kilometers further on. A likely story and it finished with an opinion by "A leading tree frog expert" saying the story was most likely true as tree frogs are well known to be hypnotic. Tomorrow a hypnotist who is also a frog expert will give his opinion. Note well that the expert was not just a regular frog expert but a highly qualified university educated tree frog one.
My in depth research has shown that the government employs hosts of these experts so that whatever happens, whenever it happens, however it happens, if it actually happens... the government is covered as they are never short of an expert opinion.
Do you know any unusual experts?
I'd love to know.
